John Cretien and his driver are going on a long driving trip. As they are driving along they here a thump, so they stop the car and the driver notices that they hit a pig. Cretien says: "We must go over to the house across the field and let the homeowners know what happened". So they drive over to the house and the driver gets out and goes and knocks on the door and they let him in. Three hours passes by and the drivers comes out with his shirt ripped and hes holding a bottle of wine. Cretien says. " Where have you been, its been three hours." The driver say: "Well I told them what happend and the wife gave me there best wine, the father gave me there best food, and there 19yr old daughter took me up to her room and made love to me for three hours." Cretien says: "But you told them what happened." Drivers Says: Yes, I told them that I had Cretien in the car and I killed the pig.